April

Are you ready for it?  Are you sure?  Here we go:

1.  As if Thanksgiving wasn’t a bad enough day for food, AF showed up on Wednesday.

2. I ate.  A lot.

3. I had two huge servings of potato salad (yes, we have potato salad at Thanksgiving.  My granny’s is the best.  No lie.), a huge slice of carrot cake, and a huge slice of pumpkin pie.  And some other stuff.

4.  Then a few hours later, I had more potato salad.

5.  I helped my mom finish off the carrot cake yesterday.  (Don’t get too excited, there wasn’t too much left.)

6.  I also ran two miles yesterday.

7.  And I ran 5K today.

8.  I even shaved some time off my 5K.

9.  Don’t get too excited.  I still hate to run.

10.  But I think I’m going to run tomorrow too.

Bonus (random): I found out a long time ago, before digital cameras that they WILL develop pictures of a naked butt.  How do I know this?  I was being a smart ass teenager and mooned my mom.  Just as I dropped my pants, I heard the snap of the camera.  I’ve never mooned anyone since.  The End.

Your turn!